Washington, DC---Congoleezza Rice fielded reporters' questions last week on the steps of the White House.
'President Dubyah kept his word regarding the late Soddam of Iraq,' she claimed. 'He said Soddam would get a fair trial, and then we would hang him. That's what happened, thanks to free and fair American due process.'
Rice affected Liberian dress in preparation for her trip to Africa. She will teach the Third World of Africa more abou how to develop American style democracy with free and fair elections. She just got back from her tour of India and Pakistan which, despite her visit, remain quiet.
