Washington, DC--Congoleezza Rice is off to Iraq reported unnamed White House sources. Hoping to prop up the President's sagging war program, she will host an All-American state banquet in the U
SA Embassy in Doggibagh, capital city of Iraq.'Secretary Rice (photo left) will receive Iraq's president and other dignitaries,' explained a spokesman. 'The state banquet menu has been approved. It features American regional dishes,' he explained.
All American menu for All American affair
The menu will highlight sausage rolls also known as pigs-in-a-blanket and baby pork spareribs prepared from a secret recipe, a specialty of the White House 'down on the farm' in Joan Crawford, TX.
Generous portions of Boston baked pork and beans will top off dining for the guests, followed by slices of hot apple pie and ice cream. A vast array of American wines and spirits will accompany each course. As is now customary, the meal will begin with Grace to suggest that America is one nation under One Deity.
'Of course, when we served a similar meal in Tel Aviv,' added the White House spokesman, 'the Israeli government is said to have protested.' Readers will recall President Dubya, ever astute analyst of foreign affairs, felt it was a misunderstanding, since kosher wines were not offered.
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